Harry Picks Peasants Over Pheasants

The DPA announced today that Prince Harry could be serving as a troop commander in Iraq next year; provided there are still British forces deployed in the country.

Many argue that he should be sent either way.

Harry, 21, is to join the Guards regiment of the Blues and Royals after he completes officer training at Sandhurst military academy in April.

After he realised shooting terrorists might be more fun than hunting pheasants, the little prince repeatedly told reporters that he was 'determined' to serve in the forces, and did not want to be 'kept out of the line of fire.'

According to Far Side's British Correspondent, Jina J. much of the British public agree, and have no problem putting Harry in the line of fire.

Harry would serve in the reconnaissance formation that patrol the Iran border. The group are aimed to stop the smuggling of weapons, insurgents, drugs and money across the border.

Military officers predict that the Royalty will play a fundamental role in the operation, and may become a worthy bargaining plea if they are kidnapped by insurgents.