Kebab Stick Retires after Spinner of a Career

The world's oldest living kebab stick retired today after what has been a 75 year career.

The kebab stick was lamb; though had often contained segments of beef, chicken, turkey, and camel.

Local kebab shop-owner, Ali Baba, told the Far Side that his own chicken stick had been spinning for at least 45 years.

He had first purchased it from a retired pawnshop owner, and was amazed to hear of the worthy career of the lamb stick.

'It's been a tough handful of years, but it's worth it', said the lamb stick.

Experts suggest that the Lamb stick may have appeared as pictured (above) over 75 years ago.

If I wasn't already highly illegal, I reckon I'd do it all again', he admitted to the Far Side.

The lamb stick is fluent in Turkish, Portugese, and Hebrew.

He will live out his days 'making a few carny and fete appearances' he stated.