14 Grams: Olsen Twins Weigh-in in Australia

After arriving at Sydney airport flanked by bodyguards and looking respectably uninterested, billionaire twin, Mary-Kate Olsen stopped for a rest on the pictured park bench.

'She then almost snapped her chicken wing arms as she fell through the slots in the bench,' a Sydney Doctor told the Far Side.

The accident comes only weeks after Olsen was mistaken for a quail and almost 'peppered' by Dick Cheney.

Her twin, Ashley Olsen, arrived looking much like a possum in leather and denim.

The twins are launching their Big W range of clothes aimed at 'tweens'.

The designs were hand-picked by the twins and sized to fit 6 to 12 year olds; or pocket sized 19 year olds.

Ashley told media: 'We are trying to do something affordable for parents who have kids that are still growing.'

Unlike the twins; who are destined to wear the 'tweens' range for the rest of their lives. Olsen