Headline of the Week: Rogue Sunglasses Linked to Howard

John Howard has been linked to the Rogue Sunglasses that have been terrorising the public world over the last fortnight.

Officials are unsure whether he is a Ray Charles fan or he is attempting to impersonate 'Louie the Fly.'

Since the Far Side's original ground-breaking article on the matter, many other photos and pictures involving the sunglasses have surfaced.

Left: Like many of the previous pictures, this female appears somewhat captivated by the sunglasses.

Many believe the glasses have hypnotic qualities and induce the subject into smiling fits.

Experts report that even John Howard is forcing as much of a smile as possible through his beak-like mouth.

The suspicious circumstances surrounding the sunglasses and the possible link to Al-Qaeda are currently being investigated. Howard